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Cavani expresses his annoyance over his relationship with Zlatan

The headline is kind of catchy isn’t it? *Beams proudly* No, Cavani isn’t mad at Zlatan. He’s mad at the reporters.

Well, well, well, well, well!

Zlatan had to defend his relationship with Cavani to a reporter:

https://myheartbeatsfootball.wordpress.com/2015/02/02/reporter-quizzes-zlatan-about-his-relationship-with-cavani/

And now it’s his other half turn. Cavani has expressed his annoyance of having to CONSTANTLY talk about his relationship with Zlatan. Expressing his feelings to Sport360°, El Matador made his feelings clear:

“It’s frustrating to have to clarify these lies constantly. The truth about my relationship with Zlatan is that I like him, I respect him, and I know that he is one of the best strikers of the past 10 years. There has never been a problem between us, and we just hope that the media will simply report the facts without creating this circus around us.”

I have a solution for the reporters to stop asking so you guys won’t have to defend your erm, relationship every time. Just do with Zlatan what you do with Luiz and get more involved!

Get jealous over him sometimes. You know? Like when you catch Bae in the act and you get all mad and you don’t know what to do so you just glare at his back for hugging someone you don’t even like:

when u catches bae in the act

Have EYES only for him when that someone you don’t even like try to get in between you two:

Hug it out ANYwhere, ANYtime:

Partake in an embarrassing dance in front of the football world:

Well, Z’s too manly for that, but let him take care of you by shielding you from the onslaught of the nosy media.

Try it! It’ll work like a charm and the pushy reporters would leave you alone. Although I must admit, I like the Davani bromance!

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